- QUICK CHATS
Friend: I left my clothes at the gym today. I have to go get them now...brb...
Me: dude u pervert
Me: You left the gym naked?
Kinda reminds me of a classic old vaudeville joke right?
Also there's this email back-n-forth with a coworker:
Me: Do we have double sided tape by any chance?
literally 5 days later I get this email back
Coworker: In the front overhead cabinet in the entrance of room 225
Me: uhh that was an email from like 5 days ago. I got some since then. I also got married and had kids who are currently in college.
Coworker: Great! Invite me to the kids wedding!
Me: Well, they are super geniuses and they're actually only 12 but still sophomores at MIT and MCI and TBS..some of the great universities in our country. That being said it will be a few more years before they get married.. Maybe I'll request a new stapler and when it comes in the wedding will be booked :)