Friday, March 2


I just realized that if you were one of the first few people to have a telephone who did you call? You're just sitting at home going "Man this thing is great I can call anyone in the world maybe I'll call Lady Sisslewick in York and see how their doing."

Then you pick up the phone and start to dial and realize that they don't even have a phone. So then you put your phone down and go outside and hump a goat.

Because that's how it was done in the olden days.