Monday, July 31

- SELLING MY SHAG RUG

Well I loved this rug that I've only owned maybe a year now. It's a shag rug and brings back memories of childhood when my pops had sweet shag rugs all over our house in Sherman, Connecticut.

Anyway this shag rug kinda sheds a lot and doesn't really work in my apartment..and most of all my woman don't like it! ha she's going to KILL me for this..anyway I just posted this adon craigslist.

7 Comments:

At 12:58 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you better pray the buyer doesn't take a blacklight to that thing.

 
At 11:32 AM, Blogger HipsLipsQuips said...

What my beloved fails to mention is that the thing is matted with wine stains, cat hair and semen and that it closes in an area already crowded with a mammoth couch, stifling shelf-work, a completely useless crate of a coffee table and an imposing television and entertainment unit that is a consistent source of toe-stubbing. DOWN WITH SHAG!!!

~Jordana

 
At 3:51 PM, Blogger eefers said...

god, i wish my boyfriend would sell all the shit in his apartment that i don't like...

 
At 8:44 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wine, cat hair and semen...I'm guessing you and kitty were alone alot together before you met your gf? lol

fianna

 
At 10:52 PM, Blogger Daniel said...

what my beloved fails to remember is that she loved that apartment for the first few months we dated.... hmmm? yeah what?

no one has emailed me..they probably found this post online and were like fuck no!

I forgot about how I cut my toe though and bled on that rug..remember that fans? I let the blood dry and cut it out with scissors though..and it was right as new!

 
At 5:17 AM, Blogger Phat K said...

I can't believe you are getting rid of that rug!!!

Awe c'mon, Hips.... semen??? You must not dislike the rug so much that you were scared to get busy on it....unless the semen belongs to someone other than yer beloved... in whish case WTF is going on around that place? I guess things have changed since I've spilt wine on that rug while playing Scrabble.... ah ha ha! Jus joshin' y'all..... I didn't spill. You know me better than that. I make sure it all makes it into my liver where it belongs.

 
At 4:46 PM, Blogger Bland said...

And what a lovely rug it was, but I give Jordana props. It never ceases to amaze me what power women have over men. Good luck selling it. If not, contact me. I may know someone with a trans am who needs seat covers.

 

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