- FIRST FAN LETTER: Here is the first fan mail I recieved. To be fair to myself, a few people responded telling me they thought my site was funny/interesting... but I decided to print this one anyway:

"the great thing is that you think that all your friends are reading your rants... you feel like someone is listening, while in reality, your stories are as lonely as you are. but as your friends, we can say that we read them and maybe follow that with a "you're crazy krieger"... so at the end of the day, you're happy because you think someone's listening to you, and we're happy because we don't have to listen.

i think rush limbaugh should try the same thing."