Thursday, April 21

- MY CAT IS THE NEW POPE

Conclave had to reconvene today after realizing their Pope-to-be was in the Hitler Youth Boyscout division back during WWII. So after some contemplating they chose my cat Mingus, as their new Pope.

All hail king Mingus our new glorious leader.

Ok I'm sorry I promise this is the last Pope thing for a long time. Done.

the new pope

2 Comments:

At 2:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm going to have to hear Mingus' stance on the issues plaguing the Catholic Church before I can decide if he is the better choice. :P

-Doronit

 
At 5:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't the Egyptians worship cats? And the Jews fled from Egyptian persecution. Then those Jews settled somewhere and gave birth to Catholism. If you used seven degrees of seperation, that would make Mingus as unworthy of popedom as a Nazi boyscout. Sorry dude.

Fianna

 

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