- A DAY IN THE LIFE OF RON POPEIL
Hey fans. Hope all is well in your life.
What's going on in the world of Ron Popeil you ask? Well that's a good question.
Today I woke up at 8:30 which is pretty late for me. Usually I'm out of bed by 7:45 at the latest. I do some light stretching, jump on the bowflex for about 30 minutes and then move to the bodyblade. Sometimes I'll do a few minutes with the thighmaster. Susan Sommers actually gave me one as a present so I feel compelled to use it. Just between me and you though, its a piece of shit.
Here is a picture of me for you lil buckaroos that don't watch television early Saturday morning or at 3 AM during the weeknights.
So back to today. I'm not quite sure where I ended up last night but I remember singing an Elton John song at a karoke bar with a few groupies. We met up after a show last night. Nothing sexual usually happens when I hang out with them. Kinda sucks though I mean I'm a healthy man with urges, right? I think these chicks are just in awe of my inventions, not that I blame them.
But I've heard that Jack Lalanne dude gets laid like Colin Quinn, or is it Colin Farrell? I don't watch much t.v. unless it's that new Magic Bullet infomercial. I heard they are doing great business so I have to stay up on the competition. I haven't tried one yet but honestly that thing looks too small to make anything for a real meal. Maybe I'll produce a bigger one and call it "The big ass magic bullet." Hmm have to think of a better name than that.
So when I woke up tonight there was a note on my alarm clock that said "Thanks Showtime!" Oh boy what is this all about? So maybe I did get lucky last night huh? SCORE! I really don't remember much after about the 6th shot of tequila. I think I was yelling about wanting to find a bar with a mechanical bull but everyone just laughed with me. They thought I was kidding but really I wanted to see if I could ride one because I never have before. After that I pretty much blacked out. So whoever left that note was gone before I woke up. I hope she was cute. Well I guess that doesn't really matter..I just moreso hope it was a "she."
Ok I'm going to roast me a lamb.
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