- SPELLING BEE
Yeah so I happened to wander into a 6th grade spelling bee last week. I still beat the living crap out of those little shits. After each round I ran up and gave one of the kids a wedgie. Magnificent...
YES I WON I WON!!!
Ok I have to say those kids put up quite a fight. I kept coughing and blurting out wrong letters loudly every time it was their turn. They would look over to me as if to say, "Please giant man stop interrupting my turn," I would then point to them and make a fist with a punching motion. I think that helped seal my victory.
*editors note: I actually realized I spelled magnificent wrong after running spell check on this post...how truly embarrassing.