- THE NETFLIX INSANITY CONTINUES:
If you have been keeping up with my posts you know I cancelled my account with Netflix but they lured me back in with a sweet ass deal. But just like I said in that last netflix post, "I am a moron".
And I was right to say that. I have had the same three movies sitting here now over a week and still haven't opened them. When I send these three dvds back tomorrow, in each sleeve I'm going to put a laminated slice of provolone cheese instead of the dvd.
Thats it I am going to re-cancel my account AGAIN and then go pee on my neighbors door (completely unrelated but I'm just telling you whats on my agenda for the next few hours)
about an hour ago I did in fact cancel my account again. They sent me the email confirming that my account was cancelled and instructed me to send them back whatever dvds I still had within the next 7 days. So I sent them this back this email just now:
(first try to imagine reading the following with me speaking in a British accent)
I SHALLL NEVER SURRENDER THESE MOVIES!!
IN accordance with the declaration of the british tea tax of 1745, I hereby declare all netflix films currently on person as mine!
MINE MINE MINE
nah I'm just screwing with you. I'll send em back tomorrow.