- PHONE CALL:
I called to order some shirts over the phone tonight. This is really what happened, not just me being stupid and saying "I wish I had said that!!" this is it:
salesman: Good evening, Eddie Bauer, May I take your order?
me: Can I get a large pepperoni pizza please
(complete silence for about 5 seconds)
me: no no wait..sorry I'm not messing around I'm really going to make an order for clothes
salesman: ok great how can I help you?
Now we pretty much spoke normally...but as I was sitting there I was thinking, my god I must sound like I'm totally stoned.. which I wasn't, but then I got the idea...hey thats a good idea maybe I should get stoned. So while on the phone with him I started smoking a bowl.
The last item I ordered was i03 710 0443 or something.. and they usually repeat back the item and if it starts with a letter like that, B5 53, I like to yell BINGO. Which I did with this guy and he actually laughed, but quickly got back to business to finish the order. One of the items I asked what other colors it came in.... and one of the names was "grass" so I made him repeat the colors a few times to get him to say GRASS louder...to which I turned the phone away and giggled.