- WHAT I DO AT WORK:

Is mostly clean porn spam from my yahoo email account..I mean jesus you join Hustler.com once and they make you pay for it the rest of your life via email spam... uh I mean I didn't join that site..I think someone just gave them my email...yes yes thats it!

examples of spam I get:

- Meet Jordan and her friends tonight! (I don't know a Jordan..and that is a sexually ambiguous name right? so I just didn't click it)

- Boing... the sound produced by a little pill. (I have absolutely no idea what this is..I assume it was for Viagra but again I didn't click it)

- dimploma (I am not kidding.. it was spelled "dimploma" but again I assume they meant diploma. What a great way to advertise your online school, by starting off by spelling that specific word wrong...sorry I will keep my BA from an accredited University)

- What you're looking for is in here (now we all know what I should have expected clicking on that one....how disappointing to find it was for some dumb software to find old college friends, lost family or whatever..BOOOOO!)

-Get 5 porn dvds & shipping for 1 dollar! DEW (come on.. I had to click that one.. even though I don't know why it says DEW at the end? maybe that is some kind of code for the email..whatever, all I know is I have some oscar worthy films being shipped to me as we speak)