- ME NO LIKE
I keep trying to convince myself that I like Honey Mustard but the fact is I just don't think I do. I don't know if it's pressure from my peers, colleagues, friends, family or the members of the Mustard council but I think it's time I just stood up and said, "NO DAMMIT! I DON'T LIKE THIS!"
Other things I've tried to like in the past but failed miserably in my attempts:
Dave Mathews Band
peeing in the woods
chicken feet dim sum
*I have to say I really do like my relatives, this one is a joke but the other stuff I seriously don't like.