- PLAY DEAD
When I was a little boy I remember wishing I had a magic wand. I told my father my plans with the magic wand, how I would run through the neighborhood and use it on everyone.
He said, "No son, that's not a magic wand you want. The word for what you want is called a "Shotgun. Shhhhotgun son, say it with me."
A shotgun. Yes. That's what I wanted.