- SOMEONE PLEASE FIND ME A JOB!
Please get me the fuck out of my job and find me a better one. I know you're busy but come on let's face it, you're always busy. It's not like you have a quiet day where you can sit out on the back porch on your lawn chair with a Guinness and OH JESUS WHY DID YOU DO THAT GOD! Just as I was writing this entry my supervisor came over to my desk and started talking to me and I didn't minimize this screen! Oh well I don't think he saw what I was writing but just look at that opening line, there is definitely a possibility he saw it. You know what, I don't care. You're a funny one though always with the practical jokes like making my birthday the most depressing day of the year.
Can someone with a barrel full of cash or monkeys come swoop me away and give me an interesting job. I don't even need that much more money and I am willing to work but I want something that utilizes my skills and creativity.
Is there anyone out there? God? Jesus? Moses? Uncle Moishe?
Why do we pray to dead people? I think if we prayed to people who were actually alive standing there in front of us you could get a lot more accomplished. I mean imagine someone drops to your feet and begins to pray to your name? You would probably be so taken aback you would grant them at least one or two of their wishes.
I WANT A NEW JOB!