- HE DID IT AGAIN!
Ok this is ridiculous. It must sound like a joke but it isn't. I came home tonight and again smelled the faint aroma of pee pee and frantically looked and sniffed around my new couch which was still in it's shrink wrap (It wasn't unwrapped because it was delivered 9am this morning).
I realized he wouldn't have done that so I walked into my bedroom and headed for my other tall plant and sure enough when I bent down I smelled it.
Me: Mingus what is your deal, seriously? I mean are you having trouble finding your litter box? You're not pooping outside the box. Wait isn't that like an educational saying. No that's, "Thinking outside the box."
Me: Shadddup. What's the deal? do you not like the new apartment?
Mingus: No I'm fine I just don't feel comfortable until my smell is permanently attached to this new place. You must understand?
Me: No not really. I can't say I do.
Mingus: Didn't you once wear the same pair of jeans for 85 straight days?
Me: Don't change the topic, we're talking about you.
There's no talking to that cat. He just sits there and stares at me and then stares at the wall. On a sidenote I think that when cats stare up at the wall they see ghosts that we can't see. Either that or they're just really stupid.
Ok I think I figured out the entire thing. I realized I put new potting soil in both of those plants and the soil was very moist and soft. It must have gotten his attention and felt like nice soft litter or something, so he pissed on it. Fair enough, you would have done the same thing. But not me. You animal.
If that mop of fur pisses on my new couch though I'm going to saute him with some scallions and water chesnuts..With a side of wasabi mashed potatoes. I'm hungry.