Thursday, February 3


my new desk

Since I was a young lad I always remember going into offices and seeing people sitting behind desks like this. I always wanted one and today I bought this for my apartment. Please have a seat and I'll be with you in a minute. I'm brushing my teeth right now.


At 12:17 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY DOOFUS, That aint no tooth brushing desk that there a fancy office desk for pretty receptionist girls to do their phone talkin and computer writing. Bursh your teeth in a toilet room like normal peoples.

- Zachary Frankfurt Doolery from Norfolk

At 1:57 PM, Blogger Lizzi said...

I hope that this desk is a joke. I will not support such a desk in your apartment. Would I have to make an appointment 24hours ahead of time.

At 10:04 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let's practice:

ah, hi yes, I have an appointment to see Mingus at 2:00... oh Daniel its you I didn't recognize you with your toothbrush blocking your are you?


At 1:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's the way every dental receptionist should greet patients. Shows the dentist is no joke.


At 5:07 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I never understood the bunker desk - sat behind one for a year, but at least it wasn't the one I saw while temping at a big name property managment company in San Francisco. Top of the BofA building (tallest in SF) and there's this big marbled foyer. The desk sits right across from the huge glass doors it is perfectly square, with butresses of dark wood, chin high to the sitting receptionist. A narrow entry door at the back (yes a little waist high door!) is not the strangest feature, that would be the lighting fixture (also heavy dark wood) the goes around the top of the desk, giving the impression that the receptionist is staring out of some sort of slit in a heavy wood box. This thing was fortified, excessive, and obviously specil order.

At 3:05 PM, Anonymous his bes' buddy, ol'reliable slim said...

wow, that is an impressive desk. God it looks heavy. Thank goodness i bailed on helping you carry it. Would have wrenched my back something fierce. Where the hell does that fit in your apt? Do you sleep in the drawers, and climb over it to cross the room?


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