- FACT OR FICTION
Let's play a little game, shall we? If this proves popular I may make it into an ongoing bit.
I will create two scenarios/scenes/situation/thoughts/ideas or whatever. One will be undoubtedly True and the other will be positively False. You guess which is which. I will leave the answer in the comments section eventually. Maybe.
A) Today I was approached by a young woman trying to get people to sign her petition for Gay and Lesbian rights. While I am wholeheartedly a proponent of Gay rights, I wasn't in the mood to be stopped, lectured, and coerced to give out personal information. I said to her in a terrible but apparently successful Italian accent, "Uhhh I no speak that English very GOOD?" She apologized for stopping me and walked away. Towards the end of the street I came upon her partner, a young man, who started the same spiel and I did it again. He stopped me before I even reached the "very GOOD" part and also apologized.
B) I had done some grocery shopping during my lunch hour yesterday and on the way home I passed by a homeless man sitting on a corner. I don't normally give out money because I'm never sure what they do with it. If by chance though I happen to have food on me I am usually willing to share something. In my grocery bag I had just bought some fruit and vegetables, nothing really prepared though. I don't know why but I took out a good sized eggplant I had bought and gave it to the man. He thanked me and put it on the ground next to him like it was a pet. I walked away and realized I probably should have just given him one of the apples I had bought instead.
So A) or B)
Which one is true which is false?